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I literally laughed out loud.
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Is this for real or is this Tumblr trying to punk me again? I cannot even tell. It is so ridiculous that I can’t believe that anyone would ever say that and, yet, it is depressingly possible. I don’t. I don’t even know. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Actually, I don’t want him on this planet anymore. He can either be sent in to space or he can have an isolated underground bunker filled with dolls that he can tell all his theories too. That would be fab.

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Seriously, guys.
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Rick and I are amused.
For this reason, we can never have sex; to do so would be to risk greater disaster than this world has ever seen.
I’m saving lives, everyday.
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